posted by droid

How many battle droids does it take…

Posted by BATTLE DROID #003-1475-D

"Boy, the General sounds mad. Sure am glad I’m not on the command deck. Last time I was up there, they had me building cannons all day. I hate that! Found a pretty cool leftover piece afterwards, though. Guess it was an extra. I call it my “Lucky Brick”.

So hey, here’s a joke I heard from a bounty hunter the other week:

How many battle droids does it take to build a bridge across a really long, deep chasm?

As many as you can dismantle and stick together!

Yeah, I don’t get it either. But I love jokes.

You know what I hate, though?

Cliffhangers!

CURRENT MOOD: Suspenseful"