posted by anakin

Saturday, March 24th, 2012

Nobody friendly, anyway.

Posted by ANAKIN SKYWALKER

"Everybody okay? Heads on the right bodies? Whoops, I think you two got swapped in the crash. Let me just pop 1139’s noggin off, and…there. Is that right? You guys all have the same face, so it’s a little hard to tell.

Okay! Are all clones present and accounted for?

…Yes, Artoo, all clones and droids. I’m glad you’re okay, too.

All right. Here’s what we’re in for, guys. Tatooine is like 99% open desert, so we’re probably a long, long way away from any brick farms or settlements. And nobody’s going to be coming looking for us way out here.

Nobody friendly, anyway.

But here’s the good news: you’re here with me! I know this planet. I know how to survive here. And I know how you can live for weeks off a single roasted dune lizard. I’m just that awesome. And you’re just that lucky.

Now I’m just going to climb up and pop the hatch open with this brick separator. Let’s get ready for a long march, troops.

Here I go!

Yikes! What was THAT?!

CURRENT MOOD: Surprised"

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